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New Red Pants

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New Red Pants Lyrics

I’ve got new red pants
Got them from a stranger
I look so attractive that it could kill you
It could kill me too

I’ve got scoliosis
I need Tylenol
Help me break this fever, throw me a curveball
I’ll swing at that curveball

I’ve got bad tinnitus
Drives me up the wall
Leave me underwater, I don't want to hear it
I don’t want to hear at all
I’m not into romance
I am into blood
Won’t you bring them a cup, dear
They’re gonna let mine, just like Joan of Arc

I've got tendonitis
God, I need my hands
Won’t you grant me this one, I’ll make a trade with you
You can have my red pants

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bayofangels On Sep 19, 2024

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2024-09-19 02:03:12

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