Tiptoe Through the Inferno

Do not make the mistake of believing that
I am the person who is speaking to you now
I am not
That is to say
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This is an indisputable fact that has been scientifically proven
It is useless to belabor facts that have already been proven
Just as it is useless to wander off on a tangent
With a bullwhip in search of a dead horse
If you do not accept this to be true
Then you are insane and you will be locked up
I personally have never been locked up
But that is because I
Personally
Have never been insane
Nor have I ever
Personally
That is to say as a person
Been a criminal
You on the other hand
Are obviously crazy
This is a scientific fact that is
Instinctively and intuitively obvious
To all peoples
Of all races creeds and colors
And in all walks of life
Please do not obfuscate matters with science
Or other baloney sandwiches
Your opinions are not relevant
To the issue of your mental capacity
But rather are dead horses which are not
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To be flogged
My purpose here is to clearly demonstrate
To all concerned
That you are indeed insane
So that all doctors
Policemen
And other persons of authority
Will be shown to their professional satisfaction
The truth of my statements
Please do not change color while I am talking to you
Of course
Everyone knows
That my statements are always truthful
But unfortunately
I must demonstrate to you the fact
That you are not in touch with reality
Because I have only have
Your best interests at heart
And you must learn to function
In the modern world of today
May I please have fifty cents
Functioning is the process
Whereby decent people of society
Interrelate with one another
For the sole purpose
Of keeping the modern world
A safe place for all in which to live
If you get my drift