If I Only Had a Brain

Suppose I accidentally got my shit together
Would I get a medal
Or a pat on the back and a little feather
I could stick in my cap or pin it to my shirt
Go out in the yard and poke it in the dirt
Or leave it in the woods where it couldn't be found
If it fell over would it make a sound
And if it did would it be the sound that you like
Or should I do it over until I get it right
You say everything I know is wrong
So do me a favor and play along
For a minute
As the rusty gears turn
Don't be alarmed if you smell something burning
Upstairs
It's a little BB rolling around in a boxcar
See us together
Maybe it wouldn't be hard to explain
If I only had a brain
Somewhere on a higher mental plain
Somewhere on a higher mental plain
I might learn to come in from the rain
I might learn to come in from the rain
If I had a clue would I still be here with you
If I had a clue would I still be here with you
Gee whiz if I only had a brain
Gee whiz if I only had a brain
Who's that
Oh my little friend Cupid
Wearing a shirt that says "I'm with stupid"
Always nearby wherever I go
He's looking out for me don't you know
Mr. Excitement
Never in a rut
Johnny on the spot
With an arrow in the butt
Ouch
I guess your love is true
Now
If I could only get a clue
Somewhere on a higher mental plain
Somewhere on a higher mental plain
I might learn to come in from the rain
I might learn to come in from the rain
If I had a clue would I still be here with you?
If I had a clue would I still be here with you?
Gee whiz, if I only had a brain
Gee whiz, if I only had a brain
Had a brain
Had a brain
Had a brain
Had a brain