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Karate Kashmate Lyrics

One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four
One and two and three, four
One and two and three, four
One and two and three, four
One and two and three, four (Ooh-yah)

Melvin?

One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four
One and two and three, four
One and two and three, four
One and two and three, four
One and two and three, fo— (Hi-ah, ugh)

Melvin, I want you to stop, now
Do you understand?
I'm getting very nervous with all the yelling and the jumping
And the neighbors are gonna call the police
Plus which, I'm trying to practice my piano

One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four
One and two and three, four
One and two and three, four
One and two and three, four (Fi-yah, hi)
One—

Now look, you little schlep
You've always been a little schlep and you'll always be a little schlep
So karate-kashmate, one more interruption, I personally throw you the hell outta here
Get it? Huh?
Melvin, what are you doing?
You gotta be kidding, gotta—
Fi-yi-uh-buh
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