My Cat Stole My Ketamine

Verse 1
I had a little pouch, safe and sound,
Tucked away where it thought couldn’t be found.
But my cat, oh so sly and keen,
Found my hidden stash of ketamine.
Chorus
Oh, my cat stole my ketamine,
In her eyes, a mischievous gleam.
Darting shadows, she’s now the queen,
Of realms unseen, if you know what I mean.
Verse 2
I searched high and low, under the bed,
Found her instead, with a tilt of her head.
A paw dipped in fantasy, a feline grin,
Who knew what trouble, my cat could spin.
Chorus
Oh, my cat stole my ketamine,
A whiskered thief, on the scene so serene.
Through the night, a ghost unseen,
In her kingdom of dreams, she reigns supreme.
Bridge
Was it curiosity, or a quest for thrill?
In her gaze, the world stands still.
A cosmic dance, in the quiet night,
Under the moon’s soft, silver light.
Chorus
Oh, my cat stole my ketamine,
But in her antics, no malice, just sheen.
A tale so wild, it could make a scene,
In her eyes, the world’s unseen.
Outro
Now we sit, under starlit gleam,
My cat and I, a team supreme.
No more adventures with the ketamine,
Just purrs and dreams, and the love between.