The Zombie Song

Our love story
Could be kinda gorey
Far from boring
We'd meet at a post-
Apocalyse
Yeah, I'd be
Slowly walking
In a group stalking
You, you'd be the only man alive
That I could not resist
Then all of your friends, they'd
Try to kill us, but
Only because they'd be jealous
That our love is deeper than
Edward and Bella's
Oh, if I were a zombie
I'd never eat your brains
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart, yeah
Oh, if I were a zombie
I'd never eat your brains
I'd just want you heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
'Cause I want ya
You'd be hiding in
A second-floor apartment
Knocking all the stairs down
To save your life
From the undead
Double-barrel shotgun
Taking out the slow ones
Then you'd see the passion
Burning in my eye
And I'd keep my head
Then all of your friends, they'd
Try to kill us, but
Only because they'd be jealous
That our love is deeper than
Edward and Bella's
Oh, if I were a zombie
I'd never eat your brains
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart, yeah
Oh, if I were a zombie
I'd never eat your brains
I'd just want you heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
'Cause I want ya
And I'd try
Not to bite and infect you
Because
I'd respect you too much
And that's why I wait until
We got married
Oh, and our happiest days
Would be spent
Picking off all your friends
And they'd see
A love this deep
Won't stay buried
If I were a zombie
I'd never eat your brains
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart, yeah
Oh, if I were a zombie
I'd never eat your brains
I'd just want your heart
Yeah, I'd want your heart
I'd just want your heart
'Cause I want ya