I Can't Take Me Anywhere

Can't believe what I did
Can't believe what they say I said
The more I drink
The less I care
I can't take me anywhere
I've been thrown out of more bars than I been in
I hit the bullseye when I'm aimin' for the pins
On the corner, Sunset and Vine
I'm just lookin' for the rest of my mind
I can't believe what I did
I can't believe what they say I said
The more I drink the less I care
I can't take me anywhere
I'm such a mellow, pleasant kinda guy
Never be a problem 'less I get too high
When my Scotch gets low and I wanna get down
Look out world, Big Fun is back in town!
I can't believe what I did
I can't believe what they say I said
The more I drink the less I care
I can't take me anywhere
Can't, can't, can't, can't take me
Anywhere
Can't, can't, can't, can't take me
Oh, I wish I could
(You can't stop)
You can't stop a howlin' hurricane
(You can't stop)
You can't stop a rollin' freight train
(You can't stop)
You can't stop my mind blowin' by
(You can't stop)
You can't reach me in the canyons of my mind
(You can't stop)
I can't believe what I did
(You can't stop)
I can't believe what they say I said
The more I drink the less I care
I can't take me (anywhere)
I can't take me
I can't take me
I can't take me anywhere