Drunks With No Names

Here's to the former
Friends of Bill W.
We've stumbled and fallen
And accepted our shame.
We've cashed in our chips
For a shot of our poison
Inglorious bastards,
We're Drunks With No Names.
Verse 1
Bob's at the bar with his 'monkey'
His constant companion, it seems.
She lives at the bottom of his secret shame
In a bottle of good old Jim Beam.
He swears that he doesn't need her...
He says that he'll leave her someday.
He goes down the hall
To the bathroom and kneels
At the Porcelain God and he prays.
At the church of the former
Friends of Bill W.;
We've stumbled and fallen,
And accepted our shame.
We've cashed in our chips
For a shot of our poison...
Inglorious bastards,
We're Drunks With No Names.
Verse 2
Sheila's divorce became final
When her husband took off with the kids.
He says that he'll never come back to a woman
Who does things the way Sheila did.
She spent all the grocery money
On whiskey and cheap cigarettes.
She says that she'll quit when she's damned good and ready,
But she ain't that ready just yet.
At the church of the former
Friends of Bill W.,
We've stumbled and fallen
And accepted our shame.
We've cashed in our chips
For a shot of our poison,
Inglorious bastards,
We're Drunks With No Names.
Verse 3
I moved in here when you left me...
I couldn't go on without help
I found at the bottom of a bottle of "Jack",
The one thing I did for myself.
I come 'round here every morning.
The bar opens 'round six o'clock.
My friends here all call me the "Pastor",
'Cause one day I called them "the Flock".
At the church of the former
Friends of Bill W.
We've stumbled and fallen
And accepted our shame.
We've cashed in our chips
For a shot of our poison.
Inglorious bastards,
We're Drunks With No Names.
Inglorious bastards,
We're Drunks With No Names.