Kids Today

You see them hanging around
Alone in every crowd, staring at the ground
In their ugly clothes, their stupid tunes
This phase will be over soon
They’re just kids today
Kids today
They're just kids today
Well, you better be good to them
When you’re older, then you’re gonna need their help
In some elderly home and you’re all alone
And you can’t even wipe yourself
Did I ever tell you the story how everything came about?
I guess it would have been a teen by now
I would have lived some other life
Kids today
Kids today
Kids today
(now let the solo take it away!)
Where do you see yourself in fifty years?
Who, me? Oh, I’ll probably be dead
I already had my time, so save your tears
You’re gonna need them for a hundred years ahead
Yeah, kids today
Who’s gonna save the day?
Kids today
Who’s gonna lead the way?
Kids today
The future’s for the brave
Kids today
A female President of the USA
And a working class CEO one day
Are kids today
And she might look like a little girl
But look out, boys, she’s gonna save the world
Kids today
Still today it’s just a silent shout
But guess one day who’s gonna spell it out?
Kids today
Now you’re just a teen with a dirty mouth
But I bet one day you’re gonna make me proud
Yeah, kids today
Kids today
Kids today
Kids today