(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas Lyrics

Open up your heart and let the
Patrick Swayze Christmas in
We'll gather at the Road House
With our next of kin
And Santa can be
Our regular Saturday Night thing
We'll decorate a barstool
And gather 'round and sing
Let's have a Patrick Swayze
Christmas this year!
Or we'll tear your throat out
And kick you in the ear


It's my way or the highway
This Christmas at my bar
I'll have to smash your kneecaps if
You bastards touch my car
I got the word that Santa has been
Stealing from the till
I think that that right jolly old elf
Better make out his will
Oh
Let's have a Patrick Swayze
Christmas one and all

And this can be the haziest...
This can be the laziest...
This can be the Swayziest
Christmas of them all!
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Submitted by
azariabest On Mar 31, 2023
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