Hired! The Musical

He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired.
I'm hired, (He's Hired)
I hope I don't get fired. (He's Hired)
In forty years I'll be retired. But for now, I'm simply hired.
He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired.
I got a job today, (He's Hired)
I'm selling Chevrolets. (He's Hired)
I'm bringing home good pay. (He's Hired)
I just got hired!
He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired.
He got a job today, (Yeah, me!)
He's selling Chevrolets. (We're gonna get awnings)
He's bringing home good pay (Maybe even dessert)
He just got hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrred! Hired!
I was wondering if you'd like to see my--
No!
But I really think you should see my--
No!
It's got a lovely--
No!
And if only you would--
No!
Can't you see we're trying to tell you no!!!
Zeros, zeros.
None of my salesmen has ever sold a car.
Sometimes I think I might be pushing them too far.
I think I'll hit the bar
And try to get my mind off zeros. (zeros)
Zeros, (zeros)
All of my salesmen are.... zeeeeeroooooos.
Good evening, sonny.
Hi, Dad.
You look depressed.
I am.
Come on and have some lemonade.
Thanks, Mom, but that won't help.
Just get it off your chest.
Okay.
I suck at my job.
No, you don't.
Yes, I do.
Oh, my.
My salesmen are slobs.
No, they aren't.
Yes, they do.
Huh?
I'd like to make a sale, but what can I do? I'm gonna be a failure just like you, Dad.
Like me?
That's right, I'll be a failure just like you!
Why, you, son of a ragalfragen...
Extry, extry, read all about it! Pearl Harbor bombed! Roosevelt declares war!
Well, that's it!
What's it?
Uncle Sam's gonna need cars. Why, selling Chevrolets is gonna help the war effort.
Don't ya see, Dad? Come on
everybody!
See the U.S.A. in your Chev--
Stop! We got Commercial Sign