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Whenever I want to cry and bawl
Because I'm feeling sad
I think of ironing boards and drywall
And then I don't feel so bad!
Whenever I'm feeling down and blue
And sorry for myself
I get some staples and some glue
And I'm happy as an elf!
Whenever I start to mope and pout
And there's nothing left in my soul
I check the toilet paper and if we're out
I buy another roll!
Have you ever touched a Post-it Note?
Have you ever looked at boots?
Have you ever sat down in a chair?
Have you ever used a paper clip?
So if you listen to our advice
And you wanna feel terrific!
Do things that make you feel nice
I wish we could be more specific!
Because I'm feeling sad
I think of ironing boards and drywall
And then I don't feel so bad!
And sorry for myself
I get some staples and some glue
And I'm happy as an elf!
And there's nothing left in my soul
I check the toilet paper and if we're out
I buy another roll!
Have you ever looked at boots?
Have you ever sat down in a chair?
Have you ever used a paper clip?
And you wanna feel terrific!
Do things that make you feel nice
I wish we could be more specific!
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Submitted by
azariabest On Mar 31, 2023
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