Indie Rock Freestyle

So hear the story I'm gonna sing
It's about a guy whose name is Jakeff
You wonder why his name is Jakeff
'Cause his parents they combined the names Jacob and Jeff
Jacob, Jeff
Jacob, Jeff
It makes Jakeff
Anyway, that's not important
This is about his little artwork form that he came up with
And it was kind of creative
And it was also good for his thirst
'Cause it, it made him drink a lot of beer
And then he had to buy cases and cases of aluminum cans
But they were full of beer and he drank them
And he had so many leftover aluminum cans
He did not know what to do with all of them
And when he was inside his house and the shades were drawn
He decided instead of drawing on paper
He would take his cans and cut them into pieces
'Cause it was wintertime, spring and whatever the season's
He would please himself by making his artwork
And he would cut them up with cutting snips for shears
Cutting shears that he got from Sears
And his neighbors they were brought to tears
Because he were just sit in his house and drink beer
But they didn't know that he was doing something creative
In addition to just drinking beer and burping all day
And then he would make little forms
out of the can pieces that he cut
And you are wondering what maybe he made
And I will tell you
He made a little koala bear
And an airplane
And a fake little comouter that's made out of aluminum cans
Well you have to give him a hand
For using all of the aluminum cans that he used up
And although his stomach got fat
From all the beer that went inside of, inside of that
And you said "Hey, what is that?"
And I say "It's his tummy"
And then he didn't ever try to put vodka, gin or rummy in it
Only beer, bur you wonder if he only did it so he could get more pieces to make his art
And then he started to tell his neighbors to leave him alone
Because inside his house he was making artwork
Oh Jakeff
Oh Jakeff
Jacob and Jeff mixed together