Colorado

I think my life might be better if I lived in Colorado
Sit around and get high, sipping some white wine out the bottle
I'd throw my phone into a lake
And watch it sink to a better place, down at the bottom
I think my life might be better if I lived in Colorado
'Cause maybe there I'd like myself, work on my mental health
Might even feel compelled to sing karaoke
Down at the local dive, and meet some young ex-wife
We'd start a brand new life, and never be lonely
Swear to God, I am going not that far,
But I know I won't (I know I won't)
Yeah, I know I won't (I know I won't, I know I)
Who am I kidding, I'm addicted to the chip on my shoulder (Hmm)
I like it best breaking a sweat, so why go somewhere that is colder?
And I'll admit it would be nice
To meet some guy who's not my type and move to Boulder
But I think I'd probably hate my life if I lived in Colorado
(I think I'd probably hate my life)
'Cause maybe there I'd like myself, work on my mental health
Might even feel compelled to finally let go
But it's an empty dream, that shit's not meant for me
I'd choose the devil I know over the heaven I don't
Swear to God, I am going not that far
But I know I won't (I know I won't)
Yeah, I know I won't (I know, I know, I know)
Yeah, I know I tell myself I'm leaving
This is hell, but I'll stay right here (I'll stay right here)
Yeah, I'll stay right here
I'll stay right here (I'll stay right here)
I'll stay right here (It's alright here)
I'll stay right here (I'm used to having)
Yeah, I'll stay right here (I'll stay right, I'll stay right here)
I'll stay right here