Human Doll

It's a blank slate
Upon which you can impose
Any features, traits or skill sets that you chose
And its knowledge grows
It will outpace
Any human lab assistant you could hire
It can research any data you desire
And it never tires
There won't be small talk to waste your time
It won't engage unless you tell it to
It has all the same interests as you
In debate mode,
Though I guess it could be programmed to
say "yes,"
It excels at finding different points of view
Making educated arguments with some
success
Brand new and it understands you
A companion who won't abandon you
You can see here
With its perfectly articulated joints
It can ascertain your different pressure points
Never disappoints
mien it speaks with
The latest cutting-edge voice synthesis
And you close your eyes a little bit, like this,
It can emulate a realistic kiss
It never feels the need to condescend
It doesn't need to make you think that it's your friend
It doesn't worry if its words offend at
May I present the Human Doll
Once a pipe dream
Now a preproduction prototype machine
One that only says exactly what it means
And it's mine.