Neighbourhood (Radio Edit)

Who lives in a house like this?
Who lives in a house like this?
In number 64 there is an open door
You'd better bring some cash cuz it's the local whore
Visit number 10 and go around the back
There you'll find a man who ruined his life on smack
So, if you find the time, please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood
In number 32 there lives a transvestite
She's a man by day and he's a woman at night
There's a man in number 4 who swears he's Saddam Hussein
Says he's on a chore to start the third world war
So, if you find the time, please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood
My neighbourhood, my, my, my beautiful neighbourhood
My neighbourhood, my, my, my beautiful neighbourhood
In 110 they haven't paid the rent
So there goes the TV with the repo men
In 999 they make a living from crime
The house is always empty cuz they're all doing time
So, if you find the time, please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood
In number 18 there is a big butch queen
He's bigger than Tyson and he's twice as mean
In 666 there lives a Mr Miller
He's our local vicar and a serial killer
So, if you find the time, please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood
My neighbourhood, my, my, my beautiful neighbourhood
My neighbourhood, my, my, my beautiful neighbourhood
Who lives in a house like this?
Who lives in a house like this?
Oh they want to knock us down, cuz they think we're scum
But we will all be waiting when the bulldozers come
In a neighbourhood like this you know it's hard to survive
So you better come prepared cuz they won't take us alive
Oh, if you find the time, please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood
My neighbourhood, my, my, my beautiful neighbourhood
My neighbourhood, my, my, my beautiful neighbourhood