Swag Day

Walking home from a bar again
Don't get hit by a car can't complain
No psycho midgets in dark alleyways
Don't need a pee now this is quite a good day
A swag day, things look like they're going OK
A swag day, it's here to stay
A swag day, this is turning out to be class
A swag day, Greg Heffley's out my ass
Go to McDonald's, the ice cream now works
Oreo Mcflurry please, I tell the Clerk
The clerk tells me, here just take 8
This day is turning out to be pretty great
A swag day, things look like they're going OK
A swag day, I won't have to pay
A swag day, I don't want this to go away
A swag day, everything is great