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Psycho Midget Lyrics
There was a man that I once knew
He was small and a midget too
He asked me if I had seen his wife
I then said no and he pulled out a knife
The midget gave me one more chance
Before he was gonna cut off my hands
I don't know why but he was called Michael
But one thing I knew was that he was a psycho
Psycho Midget
He's only earning double digits
Psycho Midget
He's about the size of a biscuit
Walking home to escape Michaels wrath
I think I've made it after getting through this path
But round the corner I see a small guy
He runs towards me and starts poking my eyes
He tells me to give him his money
But I can't help but laugh cos he's small and it's funny
He says What's funny you stupid little bitch
So I punt him 4 miles on to a football pitch
Psycho Midget
This guy is pushing me to the limit
Psycho Midget
I'm gonna have to give him a ticket
He was small and a midget too
He asked me if I had seen his wife
I then said no and he pulled out a knife
The midget gave me one more chance
Before he was gonna cut off my hands
I don't know why but he was called Michael
But one thing I knew was that he was a psycho
He's only earning double digits
Psycho Midget
He's about the size of a biscuit
I think I've made it after getting through this path
But round the corner I see a small guy
He runs towards me and starts poking my eyes
He tells me to give him his money
But I can't help but laugh cos he's small and it's funny
He says What's funny you stupid little bitch
So I punt him 4 miles on to a football pitch
This guy is pushing me to the limit
Psycho Midget
I'm gonna have to give him a ticket
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