Plastic Jesus

I don’t mind if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Hanging on the dashboard of my car
Comes in colors pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark cause it’s iridescent
Assuring me that I won’t go to Hell
Where did you go?
When I need you most
And what do I do
With this hole the size of you?
And are you coming back?
Or are you just a deadbeat dad
Who ran off with another planet?
Nobody knows if it’s gonna get better
When I look back though was it ever
Really something worth tryin' to save?
All in the name of a blue eyed savior
Wasn’t even white but we went ahead and
Made him in our image anyway
Oh but
Where did you go?
When I need you most
And what do I do
With this hole the size of you?
And are you coming back?
Or are you just a deadbeat dad
Who ran off with another planet?
Oh fuck her ’til she’s ugly
Then leave her when your done
Take what you need then get back on the run
Hold her like you need her then
Tell her what she wants
Leave a big mess in the morning you’ll be gone
Oh fuck her ’til she’s ugly
Then leave her when your done
Take what you need then get back on the run
Hold her like you need her then
Tell her what she wants
Leave a big mess in the morning you’ll be gone
And on your way to another planet