KEYBOARD WARRIORS Ft. Hunter Madison

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL JUST CUZ YOU HAVE A GUN IN YOUR PROFILE PIC
YOU WISH YOU WERE FUCKING BRAVE ENOUGH TO TALK ABOUT SUCKING DICK
OUTDATED AS A DINOSAUR, IT'S TIME WE SETTLE THE SCORE
MY DICK IS SMALLER THAN YOURS AND MY BUTT IS ALWAYS SORE
I AM THE KING OF THIS BASEMENT
MY MOM SERVES ME ON MY LEATHER THRONE
YOU SAY I NEED TO MATURE
I'M 32 KID, I'M BASICALLY GROWN
I AM A HUNTER, AND YOU ARE MY PREY
I'LL 360 NO SCOPE YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE
I COULD KICK YOUR ASS IN ANY VIDEO GAME
WITH MY KEYBOARD EQUIPPED, I'LL PUT YOU TO SHAME
DO THE CURTAINS MATCH THE DRAPES
JAKEY WAKEY’S BURNING BUSH LOOKS A LOT LIKE BOB ROSS
YOU FUCKIN PUNK, YOU CAN SWALLOW MY JUNK AND GO JUMP ON A DICK BITCH
I AM THE BOSS
MY DAD WILL BEAT YOUR DAD’S ASS SO FAST
DON'T MAKE ME CALL MY FATHER OUT
MY MOMMAS COOKIN IS ALSO BETTER THAN YOUR MOMS
WHATEVER I WANT, IT'S ON DEMAND, IT'S SO BOMB
MOMMY I'M YELLING YOUR NAME, YOU NEED TO GET ME SOMETHING TO EAT CUZ YOUR BABY IS HUNGRY
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS I DID NOT ASK FOR SPAGHETTI I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR TAMALES
30 YEARS OLD AND IM IN MY PARENTS BASEMENT CUZ IM TOO SAVVY FOR WORKIN
FUCK
THERE'S NO WAY
I SHOT YOU IN THE FACE, THIS DUDE MUST BE HACKING THE SERVER
I AM A HUNTER, AND YOU ARE MY PREY
I'LL 360 NO SCOPE YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE
I COULD KICK YOUR ASS IN ANY VIDEO GAME
WITH MY KEYBOARD EQUIPPED, I'LL PUT YOU TO SHAME
I'M PRETTY SURE I SAW YOU IN THE STORE TODAY
YOU ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY I DIDN'T COME UP AND JUST SAY HEY
WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT FROM ME? I JUST WANT TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY
YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T TELL WHEN YOU SAW ME IN REAL LIFE, I AM ACTUALLY REALLY BIG AND BUFF ONLINE, I'M DEFINITELY NOT INSECURE
YOU ONLY DISLIKE ME CUZ YOU'RE IMMATURE
GROW UP