Thank God

Yeah I'll admit I've had sex before marriage
I've smoked hella weed and then I shared it
Yeah I'll confess I've scrolled through PornHub
Thought impure thoughts and acted upon them
So if the pearly gates won't open up for me
At least I'll know there's somewhere else I can go
Thank God
Thank God for making a Hell
Thank God for making a place for the fire and greedy ass liars
Where I'm just like everyone else
Thank God for Hell
Yeah I'll admit my mind's a bit dirty
Only go to church if somebody's forced me
Yeah I'll confess I've said some bad words
And I haven't yet, but I bet, I'll get a divorce
So if the pearly gates won't open up for me
At least I'll know there's somewhere else I can go
Thank God
Thank God for making a Hell
Thank God for making a place for the fire and greedy ass liars
Where I'm just like everyone else
Thank God
Thank God for knowing me well
Thank God for making a place I can smoke and tell fucked up jokes
Eternally just be myself
Thank God for Hell
Thank God for hell
So if the pearly gates won't open up for me
Fuck 'em
Thank God
Thank God for making a Hell
Thank God for making a place for the fire and greedy ass liars
Where I'm just like everyone else
Thank God
Thank God for knowing me well
Thank God for making a place I can smoke and tell fucked up jokes
Eternally just be myself
Thank God for Hell