Satchel And The Scalp Hunter

Boys and girls
The story of Satchel And The Scalp Hunter
Once upon a time, there was a little girl called Satchel
She was called Satchel because every day when she went to school
she used to carry her sandwiches, carrot juice, skipping rope, and her schoolbooks in a big red satchel
One day Satchel went off to school
Hi-ho! Away she goes! Skipping along the road! Skip-skip-skip-skip-skip!
Feeling right as rain and happy as the day is long
But as she got close to school, she saw to her dismay that there was a big, long lavender motorcar parked just before the school gates
Now Satchel did not like skipping past big, long lavender motorcars at the best of times
But to make things worse, and more worse
Inside the car - the big, long lavender motorcar - sat Dutch Druid and the Elders
Who were very naughty boys with a dreadful reputation for leering and looking at little girls skipping along the road
So Satchel opened her satchel and dialed Scalp Hunter
He appeared in his blue suit, and socks, and bright green shoes
His transistorized electric scalping shaver was on his arm
"They're over there!" said Satchel
She drew her bowie knife
They gave a great cry and a leap and rushed at the long, lavender motorcar
containing Dutch Druid and the Elders
Dutch Druid and the Elders were more than surprised to find themselves dragged into the street and thrown onto dirty, sharp stones
Satchel stood over them with her sharp shiny knife
And she tied them up with her skipping rope
"Get them, Scalp Hunter!" she cried
So Scalp Hunter shaved off their greasy, dirty, grimy, long, leering hair
And it served them right