Gun Owner vs. Liberal

Gun Owner:
You hate masculinity
Always trying to be mushy
You went to the gynecologist with your girl
And they thought you were the pussy
Greatest nation
Ain’t no way you can trump me
My rhymes are presidential
So I’ll grab you by the pussy
You’re so sensitive
I’m surprised you even have fun
You look at an airsoft toy and yell
“GHOST GUN!!!”
Emotional gun control
Is just smoke and mirrors
But cry away
So I can lube my gun with your tears
You think a whistle can save your life
You’re in denial
I’ll be responsible for my own safety
In the meanwhile
With your logic it’s hard to be fair
So show me where I offended you
On the teddy bear
Liberal:
Ignorance is bliss
But my rhythms are ready to brawl
You drive a truck and
Your dick is small
Your gun laws relate
To like 1776
Times have changed
AND VIOLENCE SHOULDN’T EXIST
You just spout that Trump is
Making America great quote
Let’s all be honest
Hillary won the popular vote
Your love for weapons is worse
Than a nuclear race
Your basement has more guns
Than a military base
You can call me offended,
But I know where I’ve been
We can all stand together
Under my safety pin.
You’re a racist, a bigot,
And you think we aren’t equal
If someone breaks into my house,
I’ll use non-lethal!
Gun Owners:
I’m pro-gun and pro-2A;
How does that make me a bigot,
or anti-gay?
And I’m pretty sure I was conceived during a three-way
You look at my guns and say
“They’re a disgrace”
Tell me how many crimes you stopped
With your safe space
Let me guess: you think the government
Should pay off your loan
While you sit back and yell:
“This is a gun free zone!”
You went to the range,
But you won’t admit that you had fun
So sit back, son
While I cook bacon with my gun
Liberal:
You drink light beer
Like an unrefined has-been
My beer is never on tap,
Micro-brewed in Portland
You have assault rifles
And I’m throwing a fit
It’s disgusting you can have
30 rounds in a magazine clip
You run around saying
“I wish a mother fucker would”
ISIS isn’t bad, they’re just
Like misunderstood
I have a bachelor’s in Liberal Arts
But I shouldn’t brag
Now watch me as I
Burn this American flag