This Is How A Redneck Rides

This right here's a nation of rednecks, for real
I mean look at us, look errywhere
We're everywhere!
Damn rednecks
...ride
I do really have a rottweiler named Moonshine too
And this is how a redneck rides
I got a rotty named Moonshine watchin' my house
I keep a fresh chew of Wintergreen Grizzly in my mouth
I wear a Big Buck hat pulled over my eyes
This is how a redneck rides
I keep a Kershaw buck knife sharp as a tack
I got some chickens in the back and a bull named Cadillac
Tater fields, five acres and a hillside
And this is how a redneck rides
I got an '83 Chevrolet sittin' in my driveway
A spring-fed pond that we dip into on summer days
Welcome to the south flag watch as it flies
This is how a redneck rides
I got some kids runnin' round wearin' diapers with some boots on
Mama's in the kitchen and she 'bout to put the stew on
Paper plates, sweet tea and some home fries
This is how a redneck rides
Throwin' shoes on the weekend hear the clink-clank
Send the youngun to the cooler grab dad another cold drink
Bug zapper and some laughter when them skeeters die
This is how a redneck rides
Banjos, guitars, sit'n around a campfire
'22 shootin' beer cans off a truck tire
It all starts at a quarter til five
This is how a redneck rides
You can probly find me wearin' flannel and some overalls
Probly got a pocket full of duck and some turkey calls
Five acres and a brand new doublewide
This is how a redneck rides
Radio blasts Hank, Merle, and some Cole
And I probly didn't lose a tag killing that doe
Either way, hot grease, drop her down and she's fried
This is how a redneck rides
And my southern fried rednecks lovin' the south
Can relate to every word I just said, no doubt
So raise 'em up everybody, Natty Lites in the sky
This is how a redneck rides