Somebody's Been Using That Thing

Well I went to see my gal, she wouldn’t let me in
Said she had company and I had to come again
Oh yeah Somebody’s been using that thing
Oh yeah Somebody’s been using that thing
Sure as you’re born, somebody’s been using that thing
I got a gal, she’s little and low
She used to let me shake it but she don't no mo'
Oh yeah Somebody’s been using that thing
Oh yeah Somebody’s been using that thing
Sure as you’re born, somebody’s been using that thing
Old Uncle Bud, ‘bout ninety-six
He just got back from gettin’ it fixed
Oh yeah Somebody’s been using that thing
Oh yeah Somebody’s been using that thing
Sure as you’re born, somebody’s been using that thing
Old Aunt Jane she bought a new hat
Believe or not boys it’s tight like that
Oh yeah Somebody’s been using that thing
Oh yeah Somebody’s been using that thing
Sure as you’re born, somebody’s been using that thing
That red rooster and the little brown hen
They run around together but they ain’t no kin
Oh yeah Somebody’s been using that thing
Oh yeah Somebody’s been using that thing
Sure as you’re born, somebody’s been using that thing
Two old maids in a folding bed
One turned over and the other one said
Oh yeah? Somebody’s been using that thing
Oh yeah Somebody’s been using that thing
Sure as you’re born, somebody’s been using that thing
Well I loved her in the summer and I loved her in the fall
but the cold winter came couldn’t love her at all
Uh huh Somebody’s been using that thing
Oh yeah Somebody’s been using that thing
Sure as you’re born, somebody’s been using that thing