Norman and Narcissus

I suppose I must confess it the truth is we've met before,
He was nice and friendly and on the other side of the floor
And if he only knew more people he wouldn't be lonely
I can't say that about you,
And have you heard about the boy who loved his own image? that's your description too
Norman and Narcissus are different as chalk and cheese,
I say Norman's nicer and all of my friends agree (she says Norman is nicer and all of her friends agree)
And it's very hard to keep up a good conversation you're more concerned with your hair
I can't come between you and your image I'm off to talk to Norman so there,
Norman is nice, he gives me advice, he made me think twice about it
Norman is nice, he gives me advice, he made me think twice about you
And have you heard about the boy who loved his own image? that's your description too
Cheerio Narcissus this is the end of us, find another echo, this one has had enough, (find another echo she's had enough)
Now I see Norman has come to meet me I love him completely, nothing to say or do
He didn't have to try too hard to convince me I'm better off without you