Boss Bitch

> Yeah, ain't tryna be cool like you > Wobblin' around in your high heel shoes

This is a commentary on female-identifying people who wear heels to impress others or seem taller or prettier or whatever.

> I'm clumsy, made friends with the floor

I'm not like them! Maybe I wear comfy shoes. Maybe I can't afford Manolo Blaniks. Maybe I don't want those kinds of shoes (or, more specifically, that kind of fake life)

> Two for one, you know a bitch buy four

I like to drink, so if it's 2-for-1 night, I'm getting DRUUUUUNK

> And two left feet, you know I always drop

Again, clumsiness, but also dropping like "you know I always drop when the music comes on!"

> First thing a girl did was a bop

I have no idea what this means

> I'm the whole damn cake and the cherry on top > Shook up the bottle, made a good girl pop

I spent all night getting ready for this, I'm amazing, you're not prepared for this/me, and I spent all week with my emotions "bottled up" finna (ready to) "pop"

> You ain't even here to party > Ken in the club tryna pipe a Barbie > I don't wanna go, go, go with the flow > Back bend 'til I touch my toes

You're not ready for me and my awesomeness, step aside, Ken (flat, plastic doll). I'm a Barbie (hotness, [still plastic])

> I don't wanna row, row, row the boat > Wrist full of rocks and I hope I float

I'm not someone who wants to go with the flow I have something of a handicap (wrist full of rocks in water would make you sink), but I still have hope (even though my situation seems hopeless)

> Big up yourself 'cause you know they don't > I chew, chew, chew 'cause they hope I choke

You do you, bitch Everyone hopes you don't succeed, because they're jealous and probably won't succeed

> I'm a bitch, I'm a boss > I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss

Doesn't matter what you think of me, I'm gonna WIN.

> Said, bitch, I'm the after you been the before > I been a stallion, you been a sea horse

You're behind, you're "out", like the the "before" to an "after" photo of weight loss I'm stronger than you (Stallion horse is larger/stronger than a seahorse, which isn't technically a horse)

> Don't need a report, don't need a press run > All of my bad pics been all my best ones

> I wear the hat and I wear the pants > I am advanced so I get advance > And I do my dance and cancel the plans > Said, boo, don't be mad 'cause you had a chance

I'm gonna do me. Don't be mad. I'm going to do whatever the F I want because I can. If you wanted something from me, you'd come after it. And I'd probably still say "no"

> Drop, said, I took it and I ran for it > I run it, then I stand on it > Money on the floor when we dance on it > Shine bright, let them put a tan on it > Said, I took it and I ran for it > I run it, then I stand on it > Money on the floor when we dance on it > Shine bright, let them put a tan on it like

TBD