Jack's Ass

Jack's ass he likes to show it to everyone
He's such an ass he thinks mooning people is fun
But he gets in trouble for it, exposing himself in the wrong places
Like the fountain in the mall
Jack's ass, Jack's a jackass
Jack's ass, Jack's a jackass
Jack has a problem keeping his clothes on
One day I saw him running naked across my lawn
He has a fat ass & I don't particularly like to see it
It's all hairy & zitty too
Jack's ass, Jack's a jackass
Jack's ass, Jack's a jackass
Jack's an activist he fights for legal nudity
He says when he's naked he feels so free
But I don't particularly like to see a forty year old in his birthday suit
Do you agree with me?
Jack's ass, Jack's a jackass
Jack's ass, Jack's a jackass
Do what you want when you're in the privacy of your own home
Because there the choice is entirely up to you
But when in public have some consideration for others
Think 'bout what they might not want to see you do
Jack's ass, Jack's ass, Jack's ass whoa
Jack's ass, Jack's ass, Jack's ass whoa
He's got a fat ass & I don't really like to see it but he's always showing it off
Jack what the fuck is your problem? Why don't you just piss off?