Way Too Pretty For Prison

They don't have rhinestone ball-and-chains
Lunch trays don't come with Chardonnay
The bars there ain't got boys to buy us drinks
We'd stick out like two bottle blondes
I must admit, it don't sound fun
For fifteen girls to have to share one sink
He cheated, he's a villain
And you know I'd help you kill him
But we're way too pretty for prison
Hard time ain't our kind of livin'
And I don't wanna talk about the way those jumpsuits wash us out
We're way too pretty for prison
Antifreeze and Gatorade, arsenic in his lemonade
Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes
But we ain't gonna do it
Yeah, we've been watchin' too much TV
You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise
But if we ask 'em, they'd both agree we should put him through it
He cheated, he's a villain
So let's hire somebody to kill him
'Cause we're way too pretty for prison
Yeah, hard time ain't our kind of livin'
And I don't wanna talk about the way those jumpsuits wash us out
We're way too pretty for prison
Well the state won't pay for lash extensions
No Sun Tan City, not to mention
That lack of waxing situation
Oh, no
'Cause we're way too pretty for prison
Hard time ain't our kind of livin'
And I don't wanna talk about the way those jumpsuits wash us out
We're way too pretty for prison