Don't Taze Me Bro

Don't Taze me Bro!, Don't Taze me Bro!
I'm an American citizen you know
Oh woa! oh no!
Please don't taser me!
I was trucking, through Kansas
Minding my own business
when a trooper pulled me over
said he smelled some sin on me
I said "Please! this cannot be!
read me my rights or set me free!"
he said "son, do me a favor
tell it to the taser!"
Don't Taze me Bro!, Don't Taze me Bro!
I'm an American citizen you know
Oh woa! oh no!
Please don't taser me!
Oh Guida, my lovely Guida
I never knew a woman sweeter
She got drunk on tequila
went swinging in her neighbors tree
when the police come around
tried to talk poor Guida down
she said "Well I ain't hurtin' a thing!"
thats when we heard
her fearful scream
Don't Taze me Bro!, Don't Taze me Bro!
I'm an American citizen you know
Oh woa! oh no!
Please don't taser me!
Farmer Bud drove a tractor
with an antique John Deere motor
a little faster than he ought'er
in the Deer Creek Days Parade
When the deputies engaged
in a low speed tractor chase
Farmer Bud throttled up
that's when the whole town heard him say
Don't Taze me Bro!, Don't Taze me Bro!
I'm an American citizen you know
Oh woa! oh no!
Please don't taser me!
I recall the good old days
billy clubs and pepper spray
a shot of mace, in the face
between friends
now you strike us down light lightning
and we flop around like chickens
Sir that gun ain't so much fun
standing on this end
Don't Taze me Bro!, Don't Taze me Bro!
I'm an American citizen you know
Oh woa! oh no!
Please don't taser me!
Please don't taser me!
Please don't taser me!