Sobriety Song

They tell you all their lies if you get high you'll lose your brain,
But in reality it's just a way to keep you slightly sane,
A friend with weed is a friend indeed, they'll help you liberate the daze,
And narcotics create a way to vent, but leave you drowning in the haze.
Alcohol will fuck you up, you'll be surprised what you'll endure,
But sobriety is the hardest drug, I'll tell you that for sure.
Of course you'll never die from it, your heart will never cease,
But one thing that's inevitable, you'll release a savage beast,
A monster with insomnia will start to protrude from your head,
and you might as well just give up now, cause he'll never go to bed,
but i'll never try and say it'll make your mind go long astray,
Cause I've learned a lot from all the drugs I've done in my own day,
But I never really used it till the high had gone away,
So i'll search for the same answers as i add to my decay.
Well, now I'm locked within this room, and I'm on a different plane,
I'm not old enough to need one, but now I'm clinging to my cane,
Cause it's all that's keeping me from my own plummet down to hell,
And I'm on the devil's doorstep, and I know it damn too well,
But when I reach the door I won't even have to knock,
Because my presence in his kingdom will make his whole house fucking rock, and when I reach the door I'll pull my dagger from that cane,
And i'll lodge the thing right through his skull, straight to his fucking brain
And amongst my own laughter, they'll be blood exploding from his eye,
And I never thought i'd see the day when I made Lucifer cry,
That uptight bastard lost his blade, he was just to fucking tense,
When all he really needed was a fix of mental consciousness.