A Shandy Too Far

Table for one, preferably out the sun
Somwhere where it's quiet, and a coffee too
Better make it black right through
I'm feeling fairly shite
I don't think I have enough class
To handle drinking from a glass
Just get me water in a plas-tic cup
I went A Shandy Too Far
I woke up in the bed of someone
Who I just never thought I'd do
I know I went A Shandy Too Far
I wonder where I left my car
A Shandy Too Far
Comfortable bed
Shame about the pain in my head
Where'd I leave my shoes
Well their just over there
Underneath my under-
Where'd I get this bruise
I can hear her come down the hall
And bang her head against the wall
And wish she didn't have appalling luck
She went A Shandy Too Far
I woke up in the bed of someone
Who I just never thought I'd do
I know I went A Shandy Too Far
I wonder where I left my car
A Shandy Too Far
Take my advice in a crisis
Catch a taxi, catch a bus
But if there is one thing
You should never do it's trust yourself
Because there's a caveman inside
Brain's just coming along for the ride
You'd think I'd learn
I don't know at all
When it will be safe to call
We used to be quite friendly
But this could be the end
Becasue we went A Shandy Too Far
I woke up in the bed of someone
Who I just never thought I'd do
I know I went A Shandy Too Far
I wonder where I left my car
A Shandy Too Far