Danny Don't You Know

Hey little Danny don't you cry
I am you from much later in your life
I know your hair is wild
I know you have no style
You're still a virgin
And you will be for a while
Danny don't you know that you are hot as fuck on the inside
Everybody knows the best bananas will be ripe with time
Danny don't you know that you kick so much ass on the inside
Danny don't you know
Danny don't you know
Hey little Danny don't be blue
Ya had a growth spurt
And now you're suddenly 6'2"
Girls are steering clear
You walk like a newborn deer
Sent out birthday invites
And now all your friend is here
Danny don't you know that you are cool as fuck on the inside
You're just going through an awkward phase from 12 to 29
Danny don't you know that everyone feels weird on the inside
Danny don't you know
Danny don't you know
Close your eyes and you will see
A window into your destiny
Now you're on tour
And they want more
Step on stage and they come alive
No one cares that you're 35
You're a rock star
On a centaur
(Where did he get a centaur?)
You're still a nerdy kid inside
But now you've finally found your tribe
Hear the crowd roar
Give 'em what they came for
All right, lemme hear you!
(D-A-N-N-Y, he's a super awesome guy!
D-A-N-N-Y, he is not afraid to cry!)
What?
(D-A-N-N-Y, he cries almost all the time!)
Uh...
(D-A-N-N-Y, he cries and cries and cries and cries!)
Okay thanks guys! Very helpful, thank you...
Alright, shake it off, shake it off...
Danny don't you know that we're all rad as fuck on the inside
Now it's time to rock the show
Come on, you are the star tonight
Danny don't you know that you're a spandex butterfly for life
Danny don't you know
Danny don't you know