Machines Ain't Music

(Are the non-machines ready?)
I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin')
I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin')
I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin')
I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin')
I got my mojo working, but it just don't work on you
You can call it trip hop
You can call it techno
You can call it house
But there's one thing that I know
And it's all just disco
And disco sure does suck (yeah, it sucks)
Well, machines ain't music
And a chicken ain't no duck
Well, drum machines don't get drunk
And try to start a fight
Sneak around the back door
And try to screw your wife
If you ain't got no live drummer
Then you just disco doomed
Machines ain't music
And a chicken ain't no raccoon
Well, Midi is shitty
Just gutless crap
Computer-made music
'Bout as soulful as the Gap
No matter how much you remix
You can't make disco rock and roll (can't make it rock and roll)
Machines ain't music
Ain't never seen a chicken bowl
I said machines ain't music (machines ain't music)
I said machines ain't music (machines ain't music)
I said machines ain't music (machines ain't music)
I said machines ain't music (machines ain't music)
I said machines ain't music and I don't wanna hear a harmonica here...
(C'mon, Joey, be alive, son!)
(Make the girls dance)
(Funky butt)
Machines can't make no music
Like Otis Redding do's
Electronics
Don't make me wanna screw
But McKinley Morganfield
Makes me wanna do it in the dirt (do it in the dirt)
Machines ain't music
You can't make no chicken work
I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin')
I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin')
I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin')
I got my mojo workin' (I got my mojo workin')
I got my mojo working, but it just don't
No, it just don't
You can call it trip hop
You can call it flip hop
You can call it techno
You can call it house
But there's one thing that I know, baby
It's all just electronic
It's all just machines
It's all just disco
And disco still does suck
(Kick ass!)