U.P.S. My Heart to You

She was screamin' in my face
That she needed more space
So I gave her NASA's number
Now my whole life's a bummer
There was blood in my urine
Whiskey was a purrin'
I'm a-lookin' and a-searchin'
For the shroud of Turin
I'm a love, lovesick fool
I got the aorta flu
I'm gonna UPS my heart next day to you
You were comin' from Jerusalem
I was lookin' for you and him
We was covered in greasy sin
A teenage Anais Nin
I'm a love, lovesick fool
I got the aorta flu
I'm gonna UPS my heart next day to you
I'm only happy when I'm pukin' blood
I'm only happy when I wallow in mud
I like life when I'm high on the hog
I like to lick myself like a dog
(Yep, I'm a rock and roll man--can you hear me baby)
It's a carnal knowledge
And a Tibetan college
A glorious rendezvous
Met her in Kathmandu
Fifty-seven midgets in a '57 Chevy
Couldn't drag me away from your honey-drippin' levee
Wanna pollinate your flower with my long-neck tower
While you're sittin' on my lap naked in the shower
I'm a love, lovesick fool
I got the aorta flu
I'm gonna UPS my heart next day to you
I'm a love, lovesick fool
I got the aorta flu
I'm gonna UPS my heart
UPS my heart
I'm gonna UPS my heart next day to you