Take Me to Your Leader

I'm building a landing pad for UFOs
Puttin' it in my front yard 'cause that's where they go
I'm lightin' that sucker up
I know they're comin', they're comin' tonight
I've been waitin' for such a long time
Space aliens are on my mind
I watch the skies every night
I know they're comin' (he knows they're comin')
Everybody gonna be comin' tonight
Singin'
Take me, take me to your leader
Take me to your leader
Sing it, boys
Take me, take me to your leader
Take me to your leader
Dog
Ho
Yeah
Lemme tell ya
Take me to your leader
Take me to your leader
Take me to your leader now
Take me, take me to your leader
Take me to your leader
Space aliens land in Austin, Texas
The head space alien says, "Mojo,
Take me, take me to your leader"
Hell, lemme tell ya where I took him
Did I take him to Washington, DC? (no!)
Did I take him to Moscow? (no!)
Did I take him to Tokyo? (no!)
Did I take him to New York City? (no!)
Hell, I didn't even take him to Memphis (whoa)
I took him down to North Carolina
Sleepy little town down there called Mayberry
Mayberry got a sherriff, sherriff named Andy
And Andy got a jail and in his jail on a Saturday night
You can find our leader
Down in Mayberry
In the jail
You know who I'm talkin' about?
You know who I'm talkin' about, lemme tell ya
O-T-I-S
Otis is the very best
O-T-I-S
Otis is the very best
O-T-I-S
Otis is the very best
O-T-I-S
(Otis is the very best)
I'm talkin' about Otis
Otis
Otis Cambpell
Otis Cambpell
Talkin' about Otis
Otis is our leader
Otis Cambpell, I'm talkin' about you
Yeah
Oh...
Otis the Drunk from "The Andy Griffith Show" is our leader