I'm an Artist

I’m an artist
That’s what I do
You’ll know my business
And my point of view
Don’t even ask how I’m doing
‘Cause I’ll tell you anyway
I’ll shine my triumphs and my failures
Put them turds on display
Just say: hey listen, dude
Don’t advise, don’t react
I have a personal obligation
To be precise and exact
Communicating each conflicting emotion in-depth
Articulating between sips and drags
Until I am out of breath
Then I’ll get my diary and read you pages at random
Talk you through my childhood and my issues with abandon
I’ll tell you ‘bout the date-rape and that time I was abducted
But please turn off your cellphone
‘Cause it’s so fucking disruptive
Some may call me self-absorbed
Some may call me narcissist
I just summarize by simply
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I’m self-indulgent
I’m as flaky as can be
“Hey, wanna come to a party?
Cool! Have fun, hmm, without me!”
I aim to be disparaging
I claim to be the best
I’m a walking contradiction
I am cursed and I am blessed
I have verbal diarrhea
I have mental constipation
I am addicted to many things
I have an oral fixation
I am insecure
I am overconfident
I claim to have no ego
I don’t… SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I’m on top of the world!!
I wanna fucking kill myself
Oh my God, I’m so amazing
Holy shit, I fucking suck
I don’t know…
I’ve been really depressed
I just feel so positive lately
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Some may call me self-absorbed
Some may call me narcissist
I just summarize by simply
Stating I’m an artiiiist…
Some may call me self-absorbed
Some may call me narcissist
I just summarize by simply
SHUT THE FUCK UP!