Stumpy

Nobody knows when the monkey got funky
What the monkey was carryin' on his person
(Stumpy, Stumpy)
Nobody knows when the monkey got stunky
When the monkey got home from Las Vegas
(Stumpy, Stumpy)
That's 'cause the monkey surrounds his self
With (French)
(Stumpy)
'Cause he ain't got time for makin' appointments
And he ain't gonna be checkin' on all your shit
(Stumpy)
Monkey got folks who makes his appointments
And folks who check up on all your shit
(French)
Now you might have been thinkin' that monkey got legs
And them legs got feets and that butt got a tail
You might have been thinkin' when you smokin' that joint
That the monkey got feets and the butt got a tail
But later you see that the monkey's a stump
And he slide around town on wheels
(Stumpy)
Which means monkey's a stump and he ain't got a butt
And no feet so he wiggles on wheels
(Stumpy monkey ain't got no legs)
Now he slidin' on wheels
(Stumpy monkey ain't got time for your shit)
He ain't got no butt neither
Monkey went out and bought him a shirt
Bought it at the L.L.Bean
Monkey brought it back to the monkey stump shack
And started in to rollin' up sleeves
He opened the drawer where his shit got stored
And he fetched out a cigarette pack
Took a cigarette pack off the top of the stack
Then monkey stuck it into his sleeve
That's a brand-new shirt and a brand-new pack
Shirt's got a cotton plaid weave
That's a plaid blue shirt and a pack from the stack
Now the monkey be slidin' on wheels
(Stumpy monkey ain't got no legs)
(Stumpy monkey monkey ain't got no butt)
(Stumpy monkey got a brand-new shirt)
Got it at the L.L.Bean
Stumpy went to town with a brand-new shirt
Had the long black hair hangin' free
Stumpy slid down with a plaid blue shirt
And his hair slicked back with ghee
Started slidin' around the street where the hoes run free
And the hoes rubbed his head slicked back with ghee
And the ghee dripped down on his roller board wheels
And the black hair dangle at a 'culiar angle
And the hoes all scream
When the monkey mouth gleam
And the monkey go away in a puff of steam
And when the monkey go away he ain't gon' pay
Any hoe who was rubbin' on his head that way
(Stumpy monkey ain't got time for your shit)
Don't rub on his head that way
(Stumpy monkey ain't got time for your shit)
Ain't no tail on that stumpy butt
That's 'cause there ain't no butt
(Stumpy, Stumpy)
(Stumpy, Stumpy)
Oh Stumpy
Ich bin ein Berliner
Mr. Gorbachev, take down that--
Hush your mouth
I'm just talkin' 'bout Stumpy