Happy Smiling Nipple Boy

Happy smiling nipple boy
With his industrial dough machine
Sappy dappy nipple boy
Never had a mandate to ovulate or lactate
Happy nipple boy don't even know what that means
Dancin' prancin' nipple boy
Holdin' up the line at the hardware store
Rubbin' shoulders with the hoi polloi
He's never ever shy, with a twinkle in his eye
Those nipples are hard to ignore
Maybe his dough machine has seen some better days
Maybe all his kitchen linoleum starts to peel away
Maybe there's no special someone at the end of the day
Either way, it'll be okay
'Cause nipple boy knows how to squeeze his lemons into milky lemonade
Smell the blackened sperm of Richard Dreyfuss
Drink the blackened sperm of Richard Dreyfuss
(Hey nipple boy, what do you know?)
I just got back from the nipple pump store
(Hey nipple boy, are you in the mood?)
Sure, if Abe Vigoda gets completely nude
Happy smiling nipple boy
Sold his industrial dough machine
Combed his hair and straightened his tie
Shed his downy feathers, he's learning to fly
Nipple boy's not playin' coy
Got some tips from a guy named Roy
And nipple boy, his head is in a whirl
'Cause today he met his happy
Little sappy dappy
Happy smiling nipple girl