Catch You in Rye

I met you in the elevator
and we did the mashed potato
had a pocket full of rye
you punched me in the eye
and you said i'll seeya later
I was feeling kinda funky
I was dancing like a monkey
I was chewin' on a stogie
I was singing karioke
catch you in the rye
catch you in the rum
you'll leave me high and dry
when the hooch is all gone
catch you in the rye
catch you in the rum
you love me now but for long
you're the cream in my coffee
you're the gin in my martini
you're the vodka in my tonic
you're the rum in my zombie
you're the cats pajamas
you're the bees knees
I'm a rat on a sinkin' ship
and you're the bats in my belfry
catch you in the rye
catch you in the rum
you'll leave me high and dry
when the hooch is all gone
catch you in the rye
catch you in the rum
you love me now but for long
and when you drink my last dollar
then you'll you'll me that's it's over
you swore you'd always love me tender
but you'll forget me when you're sober
and when you ditched me in the desert
I was a million miles from nowhere
when i passed out i was thinking
it must be happy hour somewhere
catch you in the rye
catch you in the rum
you'll leave me high and dry
when the hooch is all gone
catch you in the rye
catch you in the rum
you love me now but for long