Funny Ain't It

FUNNY AIN'T IT HOE SHE WITH A BIRD AND SO AM I-BOTH WITH MONEY PROBLEMS DUE TO NOT BEING SO WISE-IT WOULDN'T OF WORKED TO KINDA BROKE NIGS LIKE THAT-THE MAIN REASON TO COLLAB-IS CUZ THEY GOT A LOT OF CASH-SHE PRESSED THE BLOCC BUTTON KNOWING SHE AIN'T GOT A CHANCE-I DID THE SAME TO OTHER FEMALES BECAUSE THEY AIN'T MY CUP OF TEA BRAND-I GOT BITCHES BY THE SHARE-THAT LOVE TO STOCC SHARE-I'LL NEVER BE BROKE I GOT YOU BABE-FOREVER YOUNG GLOW I CHER IT WITH THEY FACE-THE PRINCESS OF WALES ON THE LOW HAN-ON THE HUNT FOR MY PRINCE OF WHALES SHE WANNA BE MY LOW HAND-THEN RAISE IT UP JOKER'S WILD ANY SUIT FITTED IN WITH MATCHING RAGS-LIKE BRINGIN THE GAS FROM BK BROOKLYN TO CHERRY AVE-NO WONDER WHY THESE HATERS WERE SAYING CRAB IS CRAP-TO START SHIT WITH THE FRAC-LIKE SLOB IS SLOP BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WORD IS MORE COMMON IN DA LAND-COWARDS ARE SMART WHEN IT COMES TO THE VOCAB-THE P'S ARE THE B'S-LIKE THE BIRDS AND THE BEE'S-2 PEA'S IN A POD-JUST LIKE 2 B'S IN A BOD-I BEEN DISAPPEARED FROM THESE THIRSTY VULTURES.COM CUZ I KNOW MAGIC-MY MIDDLE NAME DAVID SO THAT'S JUST AUTOMATIC-THERE DRY GAME BUZZARDS THAT ARE LOOKING FOR A BUZZ ARE JUST SADDEST-READ THE STORIES IT COULD BE YOU?-YOU HAVE TO BECAREFUL WHAT YOU DO-AND WHO YOU CREW-A FAKE MODEL THAT WILL SELL YOU THE MONA LISA?-LIKE A BLACC MARKET ART DEALAH-FUNNY AIN'T IT-ROLLIN LIKE SWEET TOOTH MINI ME IT-LIKE THE PHANTOM TO THE MOTH DOINK TO HIS KIDS-GET GHOST FROM THE TWISTED METAL-POP UP DUCCIN THAT IN THE 4TH LEVEL-WELCOME TO OUR LIFE-LIKE I ALREADY SERVED 20 PLUS YEARS FOR THE PRIDE-THAT ALPINE-LOCC UP RAW EXTENDED STAY LIVE-ON THE DEEP EASTSIDE-BIG NEW YORK KNICKER MR.SCHREMPF ON THE THUNDER-WITH THE GUILE SONIC BOOM TO PUT YA UNDER-LIKE WESTBROOK'S NUMBER-BIG BALLS ON DOUBLE ZERO-KANTER HEROE'S-SHE LOVES CAMEL JOCC THE WAY I SPIT CYPHER ZEROE'S-OMNIPOTENT WITH THE OVERTIME O.T-LIKE GEORGE MY ELDER PARK ARROW GREEN-IN BETWEEN HER TEETH-I SHOOTS IT LIKE THREES-I ALWAYS GET HEAD MY CAR MELLOW-LIKE ANTHONY FROM COLLEGIAN-A REAL SMART NIG-MY BLOCC TWIN HOODFELLOW-THEY THICC LIKE LA LA NEW GRAND WILSHIRE ON WILT STILTS-PIMPIN AIN'T FELT THIS GOOD UNTIL I GOT OUT AND DEALT PILLS-MY SANDMAN CAPSULES THAT PUT HER ASS TO SLEEP-FROM A SLEEPY HOLLOW WITCH TO SLEEPIN BEAUTY-FROM A BEDBUG TO A BLACC WIDOW QUEEN-FROM A POTATOE BUG TO LIVING A MC'DONALDS DREAM-LIKE I GOT THE FORTUNE IN THE CASTLE OF ILLUSION IT'S THE GHETTO HOODRICH MICKEY DEE-FUNNY AIN'T IT YOU LIKE BIG BANANA HEAD-LIKE THE BLACC LADY ON TOP CHEF-NO DISS TO HER JUST TO THE ONES WITH CLEFTS-WRONG TURN SHOULD OF STAYED ON SUNSET-NOW YOU LOOK LIKE A YELLOW REJECT-THAT COULDN'T STAY ON DECC-THEY AIN'T THE ONE THE TWO OR THE SIX NO NUMBERS OR FACE CARDS IN THEY SHOE-YOU TALK ABOUT BOYLE HEIGHTS WHY? NINJAZ DON'T FUCC WITH YOU-BUT THESE LAMES TRYNA REP THE RED BOOT-DID YOU SEE DAT PIFF ABOUT THE R-CODE?-MRS.TAYLOR DONE DID IT AGAIN ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET AT LAMES EXPOSED-YOUR ABOUT 15 YEARS OLD HOE-TAKE A PIC WITH YOUR CAMERA PHONE-ON MY PINK BIKE THE REAL SNITCH HUGGIE BOY I'M STILL BIG JIMMY DOUBLE DEE RIDING-IT'S THE DEXTER DOES THE CHESTER I HOPE INTERPOL DON'T FIND MAY-LIKE INTERSCOPE WHEN I WAS IN WOODLAND HILLS OR BELLFLOWER HIDING?-OR WITH THE CARE BEARS HIGH IN THE CLOUDS NINING?-YOU SEE HE FALSE CLAIM THE CEDAR RED WOOD-WE THE BLUE BK BROOKLYN WOOD-YOU ALREADY KNOW WHY DRE PULLED DOWN HIS FLY-AND LET HIM RIDE-SMELL THE HAWAIIAN BREEZE BY GLADE-AS I LOOK AT ZILLOW AND PARLAY-LOOKIN AT THE ISLAND IN KITCHEN WHAT A FEAST-WHILE BAD HOES WANNA SERVE ME-IMA TOP CHEF ME-CAN'T TRUST BITCHES ON THESE STREETS-I MADE IT A LONG WAY IMA THINK-FROM THE GREEN ISLAND OF THE EASTSIDE 213-TO THIS MANSION ON LEAN-LA BREA TERRACE LOOKS RIGHT FOR ME-A O.G MEGASAURUS FROM MURASSIC PARK-OR MORE LIKE BURRASSIC PARK-THE SANDMAN'S HOURGLASS JAR-FILLED UP LIKE A CUSS JAR-CUZ ALL WE DO IS CUZZ TOO HARD-MOUNT OLYMPUS ON ZEUS WINGS IS A FLYING DRAGON INSIDE A PIG-THE LOOKOUT MOUNTAIN AVE CLICK-THE SMAUG'S WITH THE PIGGY BANK TREASURE OR CODES TO CRACK WITH A MESSAGE WITHIN-YEAH MY NINJA YOU CAN GO ON THE VIRGIN GALACTIC OR SURF WITH THE SHARKS-IMA LET YOU BE THE GUINEA PIG AND GET THE LASER TREATMENT FIRST FOR YOUR SCARS-I HAD LASER TREATMENTS 3 TIMES ON MY FACE-IT WORKED REAL GOOD TOO STILL DON'T GOT PIMPLES AND I EAT ANYTHING THAT TASTES GREAT-YOU BETTER TAKE YOUR ASS TO SPELLMAN COLLEGE TODAY-YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO KAMIKAZE HANG-I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO LOSE YOUR LETTERS YOUR GRADES-I HAD TO DO HIGH SCHOOL TWICE I GOT AROUND 400 CREDITS-IT DOESN'T PAY TO BE TRAPPED IN THE SYSTEM DON'T WAIT JUST GET IT-YOUR G.E.D AT THE LEAST IF NOT YOU'LL REGRET IT-WHEN YOUR NOT MAKING AS MUCH MONEY AS THE REVEREND-MY BAD GIRL CALLS ME PRINCIPLE SKINNER-SHE LOVES MY BIGGEST ORGAN FOR DINNER-PRIVATE DETENTION WHILE I'M ALL UP IN HER-SUSPENDING HER WHEN SHE DON'T SUCC IT LIKE A NATURAL BORN WINNER-MORE LIKE WHEN SHE DON'T HANDLE THE LEAN WAVE LIKE A NATURAL BORN SWIMMER-WITH THE OLYMPIC GOLD NATURAL BORN GLIMMER-SOON AS I TRY TO POP HOE BE YA-PUT SOME HOLES IN YA-NO TRYPOPHOBIA-I'LL BE OFF THE LINE ON LOCC IN THE HOLE SEE YA-NOW WHAT WAS I THINKING BUYING THESE BITCHES ALL THIS SHIT MANG?-I'M TURNIN INTO A FUCCIN SIMP FAST-GOOD STRONG HEAD GAME WILL HAVE YOU LOSING YOUR'S-AND THE HINGES RIGHT OFF YOUR DOORS-THEY SUCCIN THE BOLTS RIGHT OFF-LIKE SPECTRA LASERS ON SWP LIGHTING BOLTS-LOOK WHERE RIDGESIDE LANE BALLAH BELLY WENT-LOST MY RUFFLES LOST MY CHEDDAR CHIPS-THANKS TO 2 WHITE DUCCS TWO HILLSIDE TWINS-TWO STRANGLERS CHOKING TOOTY OUT THEY LOOKIN LIKE CUZZINS-SUCCIN IT NO MYSTIQUE MYSTERY UNTIL IT'S BLUE AND BUZZIN-BLUE DREAMS GROWN ON TOP OF THE O-ZONE'S STOMACH-WHERE IT'S BLUE GAS BY THE DOZENS-HYDRO GROWN IN THE CLOUD 9 TANKS SPROUTING LEAFS OF 1 HUNDREDS-SERIAL NUMBERS CEREAL FOR THE HUNGRY BUZZARDS-A MASSACHUSETTS MASS CHEWING SETS BY THE DRUMMING-LIKE SANDWICHES PACCED WITH HAM AND ONIONS-GUARANTEED TO GO HARD AS A MUTHAFUCCAH AND MAKE SPEAKERS CRY WHEN THEY BUMPING-LIKE THE TUMMY RUMBLING-CAPE COD HEROE'S FLYING TO SAVE SOMETHING-LOOKING LIKE A EVIL GHOST FROM THE PAST WITH MOUTH OPEN MUNCHING-MY BAD MY LITTLE PENGUINS FOR FLOWING AND LOOKING TOO HOT-FOR OVERFLOWING THE BOILING POT-LIKE THE SHERM IN BOYLE HEIGHTS CLICKED UP WITH WATTS-LIKE YOSHI'S BACC TO D.C THE BRANCH OF WATTS-THIS ONES FOR U LIKE THE HORSE SHOE-I MELTED THE METZ ICEBERG TOO MUCH HELLBOY THANKS TO MY 10 SHU'S-I GIVE HER THE YABBA DABBA DOO-MY YABBA TRAPPA TOOLS-MY PILLS ON ABBRA KADABRA ZOOM-HAVE HER FLYING THRU THIN AIR THEN VANISHING-HAVE HER LOOKIN LIKE A FLYING BANNER THEME-THAT SAYS MR.BLUE MAGIC'S WESTSIDE SHOW FANTA TEAM-THE BACK PIECE IS THE CANVAS OF THE BODY IN THE TATTOO WORLD-IT'S FOR THE MASTERPIECE ARTWORK THE BEST PIECE SO CHOOSE WISELY USE YOUR PEARL-MY BLACC DRAGON LIKE B.D OR TOOTY-TRICC OR TREAT HALLOWEEN-EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE WEEK-FOR MY THICC CORE FREAKS-THEY LOVE TO SUCC THE RED MERCURY OUT OF MY BLACC DRAGON-I AIN'T BRAGGIN-BUT I GET THE BEST GREEN PANTHER AND SKELTOR-FROM SHERA AND HER WHORES-AND I DON'T SHARE THEM IMA LOYAL PIMP-LIKE NOTORIOUS P.I.G THE "PIMPIN INSANE GORILLA" I'M NOT SELLIN MY TRILL JARS-THAT I FILL UP LIKE BIG POPPA IMMORTAL LIKE WILSHIRE-LIKE THE FOSSILS RIGHT NEXT TO THE LA BREA PITS OF TAR-