I’m Drunk & You’re Ugly

Well I like drinkin’ & you like thinkin’
You’re a good looking girl
But realistically we both know, ain’t nothin’ further from the truth in this world
Your time is right for love right now
In an hour I won’t be standing
Hit or miss, baby I promise, I’ll let ya have the upper hand, because
I’m drunk & you’re ugly - All the qualifications meet
I’m young & you block the sun
Looks like a match made in heaven to me, yeah
It was a couple of primers & a couple of shots
Before the boys made the scene
By that time I was feeling No pain
If you know what I mean
My friend is out with some 6-Pack Sally
trying to get her to relax
But that’s going nowhere, so I’m here to show ya
A 12-pack fatty, on her back
I’m drunk & you’re ugly - All the qualifications meet
I’m hung & you block the sun
looks like a match made in heaven to me, yeah, yeah, yeah
I’m drunk, you’re ugly - come on & love me, Bitch
I’m looking to get off, you got a face that’ll stop a clock
So come on, baby it’s your last chance to get off
(Skunk it up 1 time)
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I’m drunk & you’re ugly - All the qualifications meet
I’m hung & you block that sun
Looks like a match made in heaven to me, yeah
I’m drunk, well I’m drunk, you got a face that’ll stop a fuckin’ clock
Can’t see it, I don’t need it, as long as I get in your ass tonight
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Roll it over & let me in
(Anybody got any flour?)