Plethysmograph

If Stewart talked, what would he say?
Enough to keep you here ten more years
Where we shock ya with our "therapy"
Throw the switch on your fantasies
With our little electronic ring
Clamped around your love thing
Flash ya pictures, Clockwork-Orange-style
Let's see what makes Stewart smile
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Try not to expand
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Don't trip the Plethysmograph
If the machine catches you erect
Ain't no way you're gettin' outta here
Back to aversion therapy
As we watch our toys watch you
Flood your face with ammonia gas
And scent of rotting placentas
Little electric shock or two
This is how we cure you
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Don't let it expand
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Can't trick the Plethysmograph
Little girls and boys
Panties past their thighs
Try not to rise
(Three strokes you're out)
Comely amputees
Scratch themselves for fleas
Down at Muscle Beach
(Three strokes you're out)
Grand Wizard Newt
In a sailor suit
Dancing with a flute
(Three strokes you're out)
Brazilian babes
Titties made of clay
Spread their waxy legs
For Great Danes
Who invents this stuff?
Do their kids join cults?
What do they fantasize
To get themselves off
Wanna see child porn?
Join the vice squad
In the name of correction
We play with all we want
Nothing is private any more
Lie detectors were never this fun
Says the Attorney General Man
As he ends the morning prayer meeting
Back to his office for electronic ring
Clamps it on his sinful thing
Rewind the tape, lemme see some more
So I can feel my eagle soar
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He's speaking in tongues
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Now he can't shut it off
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Crashing through the glass
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Praise the Plethysmograph