Are You Drinkin' with Me Jesus?

I saw you sittin' there
I was tryin' not to stare
I wasn't sure if it was you
I didn't know just what to do
Well, are you drinkin' with me, Jesus?
I can't see you very clear
Are you drinkin' with me, Jesus?
Won't you buy a friend a beer?
Well, as you nestled on your bar stool
I felt your warmness within
And oh, then I looked down at my pants, that wasn't warmness
I wet myself again
Well, are you drinkin' with me, Jesus?
I can't see you very clear
Are you drinkin' with me, Jesus?
Won't you buy a friend a beer?
Does your head pound, Jesus
As hung over you do rise?
How does paradise look, Jesus
Through holy, bloodshot eyes?
Should we take a cab home, Jesus?
Shit, man, we can hoof it from here
I know you can walk on the water
But can you walk on this much beer?
Let me ask ya, are you drinkin' with me, Jesus?
I can't see you very clear
Are you drinkin' with me, Jesus?
Won't you buy a friend a beer?
Everybody now
Are you drinkin' with me, Jesus?
I can't see you very clear
Are you drinkin' with me, Jesus?
Won't you buy a friend a beer?
Thanks you, Jesus
Yeah, that's my tab there, take it