The Worst 30 Seconds

[Verse 1:]
Got my nickname tattooed on your arm
Next to the last girl you took home to mom
Rev up your engine, lean on one side
Tryin' to steal them sevens off a Chic-Fil-A sign
And if you're sexy, you're under the sheets
Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' dirty deed
And she gives him a bone but the dog still roams
He's tellin' other girls he can't be alone
He got no swag, he's more like "red flag"
[Chorus:]
(oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
It was the worst 30 seconds that I've ever known
(oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
I wish I could erase it ever happened at all
(oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
On a scale from one to ten it was a big fat ... ZERO
[Verse 2:]
Had a dream that we could go far
But I guess its true what they say about dudes that have scars
It was like lightspeed and then it was done
So call me a cab cause I'm not having fun
He got no swag, he's more like red flag
[Chorus:]
(oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
It was the worst 30 seconds that I've ever known
(oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
I wish I could erase it ever happened at all
(oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
On a scale from one to ten it was a big fat ... ZERO
[Bridge:]
You put your ego on the pedestal like your the sh....
But your pretty roses wilted lickity-split, uh!
Could have been a contender but you jumped the gun
Its over, completed, finito, I'm done
You put your ego on the pedestal like you're the shit
But your pretty roses wilted lickity-split, uh!
Could have been a contender but you jumped the gun
Its over, completed, finito, I'm done
[Chorus:]
(oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
It was the worst 30 seconds that I've ever known
(oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
I wish I could erase it ever happened at all
(oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
On a scale from one to ten it was a big fat ... ZERO