Five Finger Discount

I know you stole my panties 'cause I have the matching bra
My girlfriend said she saw you out with my favorite red dress on
She said you were dancin' in my black snakeskin flats
Acting like a stripper and you didn't even match
You want a five finger discount
But nothin' in life is free
How 'bout you work hard for what you want
Instead of lifting it from me
If it helps just a little I'll give you the middle
To help you cut the cost
Can't give you a five finger discount
But here's twenty percent off
I can't believe what you've done to me
After lettin' you in my house
Who knew you were casin' the joint
While sleepin' on my couch?
I'm sure you'll find forgiveness
Yeah, I'm willing to bet
'Cause that's my grandma's Jesus necklace
Hangin' 'round your neck
You want a five finger discount
But nothin' in life is free
How 'bout you work hard for what you want
Instead of jackin' it from me
If it'll help just a little I'll give you the middle
Help you cut the cost
Can't give you a five finger discount
But here's twenty percent off
The cops ain't gonna help me
But this town is pretty small
I'm gonna find out when I find you
That pretty girls can brawl
You want a five finger discount
But nothin' in life is free
You better hope that karma ain't
A bigger bitch than me
If it'll help just a little I'll give you the middle
To help you cut the cost
Can't give you a five finger discount
But here's twenty percent off
A five finger discount, here's twenty percent off
Screw you!