Reincarnation (Bed Bug)

Yes, I know when you die, after burial
You've got to come back as an insect or animal
Yes, I know when you die, after burial
You've got to come back as an insect or animal
Well, if it's so I don't want to be a monkey
Neither a sheep, a goat, a donkey
My brother says he want to come back a hog
But not Invader, I want to be a bed bug.
Why?
Because
I want to bite those young ladies' buttocks
Like a hot dog or a hamburger
Even though they're thin don't be in a fright
'Cause only big fat women I want to bite.
Now I want you to believe me when I confess,
I'll be a different kind of bed bug from all the rest,
I ain't biting no ordinary people
They got to be quite social and respectable
Such as female doctors and barristers,
Duchesses, princesses with nice figures
And I'm calling myself King Bed Bug the First.
That's why
I want to bite those young ladies' buttocks
Like a hot dog or a hamburger,
Even though they're thin don't be in a fright
'Cause only big fat women I want to bite.
Yes, I know how some husbands are far from fresh,
They will be waiting for this bed bug to bite their flesh,
But I would not bite a man if they killed me dead
As long as the opposite sex's on the bed.
Biting him I might break my teeth,
To a bed bug man skin harder than concrete
And when a bed bug bite a man the result is bad,
Men have too much hairs and the legs too hard,
That's why
I want to bite those young ladies' buttocks
Like a hot dog or a hamburger
Even though they're thin don't be in a fright
'Cause only big fat women I want to bite.