Legend Has It

M: Hear what I say
We are the business today
Fuck shit is finished today
RT & J
We the new PB & J
We dropped a classic today
We did a tablet of acid today
Did joints with the masses and ashes away
Scrrrrt!
We dash away
Donner & Dixon, the pistol is blastin' away
E: Doctors of death
Curing our patients of breath
We are the pain you can trust
Crooked at work
Cookin' up curses and slurs
Smokin' my brain into mush
I became famous for flamin' you fucks
Maimin' my way through the brush
There was no training or taming of me and my bruh
Look like a man, but I'm animal raw
M: We are the murderous pair
That went to jail and we murdered the murderers there
Then went to hell and discovered the Devil delivered some hurt & despair
Used to have powder to push
Now I smoke pounds of the kush
Holy, I'm burnin' the bush
Now I give a fuck about none of this shit
Jewel run all over and out of this bitch
M: Step into the spotlight
Copping of uppers and downers get done
I'm in a rush to be numb
Droppin' a thousand ain't much
Come from the clouds on a missile to turn this whole town into dust
Don't make a sound baby, hush
I am the living
Swipe right
On the mic I'm a slut
I don't know how to not spit like a lout
I'll spit a pound of my kids on your couch
M: Half of a mongrel & mythical team
Feeling this treacherous theme
Legend says El is a spawn out of hell
The myth is my momma's a murderous queen
Your life can end like in Godfather I
You get the gun as I christen my son
If I gotta day in this hell I should pay
Tell the Lord Mikey said "Fuck, it was fun"
E: Every new record's my dick in a box
We get a doozy, them rulers a lot
You're getting used to me doing no wrong
I don't play chicken, you prick, I'm a fox
You wanna kick it, I'll give you the rock
You kiss the woodchipper blade if you balk
I'm fuckin' magic
In fact I'm a warlock can talk
I got a unicorn horn for a
Step into the spotlight
And the crowd goes
RTJ
And the crowd goes
RTJ
And the crowd goes
RTJ
And the crowd goes
RTJ
RTJ
RTJ
RTJ
RTJ
OK
M: Mike in the jelly won't snitch
I rent a room at the Ritz
I sip a a fifth at whisk
I smoke a dub in the tub
Then I will split both my wrists
E: I'll pull a sword on you simps
Just with a flick of the wrist
Get your neck giving up mist
Me and Mike skip away
Whistle and grin
Every day's golden when you only win
M: Bullyin' bastards are beating on beats
Sounds like a day at the beach
Preach (El-P)
I keep it middle school
Step on your feet
Before you can speak
Blap! to your teeth
E: We move among the ones you think are meek
You think I'm lion, you right, see my teeth
Don't be a bore when I'm roaring
Vamoose
Hunting's no fun when your prey doesn't move
I'll put a gun to a bunny like "Choose"
Say somethin' funny or bunny go boom
You got a bevy of shit you could groove
We'd like to thank you for choosing our crew
E: And that's from the crew you can trust
Warranty plus for fuckin' shit up
We are the no-gooders, do-gooders
Known to the dancers and dealers and doers of dust