The Unbirthday Song (Alice in Wonderland)

spoken:
Alice: How very curious
Mad Hatter & March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to us, to us
Mad Hatter & March Hare: Oh, a very merry unbirthday
March Hare: A very merry unbirthday
Mad Hatter & March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to us
March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to me
Mad Hatter & March Hare: To who?
March Hare: To me
Mad Hatter & March Hare: Oh, you
March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to you
Mad Hatter & March Hare: Who me?
March Hare: Yes, you
Mad Hatter & March Hare: Oh, me
March Hare: Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea
A very merry un-a-birthday to oh-h, you-u
spoken:
Mad Hatter & March Hare: No room, no room, no room, no room, no room, NO ROOM
Alice: But I thought there was plenty of room
March Hare: Ah, but it's very rude to sit down without being invited
Mad Hatter & March Hare: I'll say it's rude! It's very, very rude indeed
Dormouse: Very, very, very rude indeed
Alice: Well, I'm very sorry, but I did enjoy your singing and I wondered if you could tell me -
March Hare: You enjoyed our singing?
Mad Hatter & March Hare: Oh, what a delightful child
And we never get compliments! You must have a cup of tea
March Hare: Ah, yes indeed. The tea. You must have a cup of tea
Alice: That would be very nice. I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party. Thank you
March Hare: Birthday? Ha ha ha! My dear child, this is not a birthday party
Mad Hatter & March Hare: Of course not! This is an unbirthday party
Alice: Unbirthday? Oh, I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand
March Hare: It's very simple. Now, thirty days have Sept-nowellan unbirthday
If you have a birthday, then you... She doesn't know what an unbirthday is
Mad Hatter & March Hare: How silly! Ho ho ho! Well, I, ahem, I shall elucidate
Mad Hatter & March Hare: Now, statistics prove that you've one birthday
March Hare: Imagine. Just one birthday every year
Mad Hatter & March Hare: Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty-four unbirthdays
March Hare: Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer
Alice: Why, then today's my unbirthday, too
March Hare: It is?
Mad Hatter & March Hare: What a small world this is
March Hare: In that case, a very merry unbirthday
Alice: To me?
Mad Hatter & March Hare: To you
March Hare: A very merry unbirthday
Alice: For me?
March Hare: For you
Mad Hatter & March Hare: Now blow the candle out, my dear, and make your wish come true
Mad Hatter & March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to you
Dormouse: Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder what you're at
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea tray in the sky