On the Open Road (A Goofy Movie)

Goofy:
Do you need a break from modern living?
Do you long to shed your weary load?
If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried just grab a friend
And take a ride together upon the open road
"Come on Maxie"
Max:
All in all, I'd rather have detention
All in all I'd rather eat a toad. Goofy (ugh)
And my old man drives like such a cluts
That I'm about to hurl my guts directly
Upon the open road
Goofy:
There's nothing can upset me cuz know we're on our way
Our trusty map we'll guide us straight and true
Max:
Roxanne please don't forget me I will return some day
(Ahh)Though I may be in traction when I do
Goofy:
Me and Max relaxing like the old days
Max:
This is worse than dragon breath and acne
Goofy:
In a buddy-buddy kind of mode
Max:
I'm so mad I think I may explode
Goofy:
When I see that highway I could cry
Max:
You know that's funny so could I
Both:
Just being out on the open road
(Western music)
Cowgirls:
Howdy, boys is this the way to Nashville?
Fat guy:
Watch it Mack, or you'll be gettin' towed
Prisoner:
I'm in no hurry to arrive cuz I'll be turning 65 the next
Time I sees the open road
Little guy:
Just a week of rest and relaxation
His wife:
Yeah!
Little guy:
And the odd romantic episode
Max:
(Spoken) Very odd
Mickey Mouse:
(Haha) It's Ca-la-for-ni-a or bust
Old Lady:
Look out you dirtbags eat my dust. From now on I
Own the open road
Goofy:
It's me and little Maxie, my pipsqueek pioneer
Nuns:
They're partners forever westward ho yeeha
Max:
Could someone call a taxi and get me out of here to
Beverly Hills 90210?
Everyone:
Oh every day another new adventure
Every mile another new zip code
And the cares we've had are gone for good
Max:
And I would go with them if I could
Everyone:
I got no strings on me
I'm feeling fancy free
How wonderful to be
On the open road